I got through that party last night by pretending to be as awkward like all the characters in “Please Like Me” and enjoying it.
This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!There are minors present
you know you don’t want to get in treble
Don’t be sharp with me, you know this is a bassless accusation.
I was trying to think of a reply but puns are just not my forte.
We need to put this joke to rest.
Actual serious lyrics I wrote this weekend:
so you make up a german name every time they ask you for it at starbucks? or do you stick to “patrick” all the time?
To be honest, that was the first time that I said Patrick to the barista. It was spontaneous. I was with my sister there and when I said ‘Patrick’, she just looked confused at me, but we both acted ‘normal’ and didn’t say anything. After we got our coffee and went out, we laughed. She said, she didn’t expect this :D
I was amazed that the Starbucks girl last week somehow managed to write down something on that cup which actually resembled my Asian name. But probably this could be my new thing: inventing German names for myself every time I visit Starbucks.
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
Searching the internet for the South African Gospel song “Modimo” led me to this website: http://www.godchecker.com/. Don’t miss “Today’s Top Ten Gods and Goddesses”: http://www.godchecker.com/gotw/index.php
what would atheists do? idk somehow i think of non-religious people as pragmatic getting things done personalities because they can’t rely on an omnipotent being being at their service and making everything alright every time they fuck up
Nothing Lasts forever
We talked about a past I once knew
I said nothing lasts forever
She smiled and told me some things do
I said, no you misunderstood
For me, Nothing lasts forever
She asked, what about love?
I said no you misunderstood
For me, nothing is the only thing that lasts forever